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“I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.”

Quote by Milton Jones

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Milton Jones is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on May 16, 1964, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. Jones is celebrated for his outstanding performances in television shows, stage plays, and comedy specials. more

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