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“In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.”

Quote by Charles Bukowski

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This book delves into the characteristics, habits, and interactions of cats, offering insights into their domestication, evolution, and the unique bond they share with humans. more

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Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski, born on August 16, 1920, was an influential American poet. Known for his unique style and profound depiction of the lives of the underclass in America, he is considered one of the representatives of the Beat Generation. more

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