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“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”

Quote by Jeff Kinney

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Jeff Kinney
Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney, born in February 1971, is a renowned game designer from the United States. He has made a name for himself in the gaming industry with his unique creative ideas and design philosophy, and his works have won the favor of a wide range of players. more

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