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“Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.”

Quote by Les Claypool

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Les Claypool, born on September 29, 1963, is an American musician known for his distinctive bass playing and alternative rock style. He is best known as the bassist and lead vocalist of the band Primus, which has had a profound impact on the music industry since its formation in 1984. more

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