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“A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said, You've seen one, you've seen them all.”

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Joey Bishop
Joey Bishop

Joey Bishop, born Zhu Baoyi, was a renowned television talk show host. Born on February 3, 1918, in Beijing, China, he passed away on October 17, 2007. Bishop, with his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, won the affection of a wide audience and became a shining star in the American television industry in the mid-20th century. more

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