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“I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.”

Quote by Jack Benny

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Jack Benny was an American comedian, singer, and radio host, known for his unique comedic style and witty humor. Born on February 14, 1894, he passed away on December 26, 1974. Benny gained widespread popularity with his role in the radio program 'The Jack Benny Program,' which began in 1927 and became a classic in American broadcasting history. more

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