“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club”
Quote by Dave Barry
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Dave Barry Turns Forty
In this humorous memoir, Dave Barry reflects on the milestones and misadventures of turning forty, offering a unique perspective on the trials and tribulations of middle age. With his characteristic wit and sharp observations, Barry delves into the quirks of modern life, the challenges of maintaining a sense of humor, and the unexpected joys that come with aging. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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