“According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.” KnowsReadingStudySafeEmail Author:Craig Ferguson
“I don't know much about the Supreme Court. If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream.” IfsKnowsCourtSupremeExtrasCreamSupreme CourtSourTacos Author:Craig Ferguson
“The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.” KnowsStoriesStuffDifferencesLike YouJokesDeeperDumbHostBroadcasters Author:Craig Ferguson
“In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.” StatesBlackLinesUnitedUnited StatesCuttingPoliceInstitutionsPeacefulLos AngelesFridayBankingHiringPeppersShoppersBlack Friday Author:Craig Ferguson
“From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.” EndsAmericaStreetsWallCriminalsAlcatraz Author:Craig Ferguson
“And always the animals from each trip you bring back a gaze a pose a gesture that points to the truest of humanity better than images of humanity itself” HumanityAnimalGesturesTruest Author:Chris Marker
“We feel more emotion... before an amateur photograph linked to our own life history than before the work of a Great Photographer, because his domain partakes of art, and the intent of the souvenir-object remains at the lower level of personal history.” FeelsArtLevelsEmotionObjectsRemainsPhotographerPhotographLinkedDomainSouvenirsPersonal History Author:Chris Marker
“An object dies when the gaze that lights on it has disappeared.” LightDiesObjects Author:Chris Marker
“I don't need to be wildly famous for my life to make sense. I guess I'm kind of happy where I'm at, and I take whatever comes, and it's a good thing.” NeedsKindGood ThingsMake Sense Author:Cory Monteith
