“Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.”
Quote by Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more
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