“Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?”
Quote by Flann O'Brien
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Source: Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of P.J. O'Rourke
“Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?”
“After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.”
“On why he has donated $600 million to selected charities. I simply decided I had enough money.”
“Remember, that money is of the prolific, generating nature.”
“Get money, still get money, boy, no matter by what means.”
Source: Every Man in His Humour: Quarto Version
