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“I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!”

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Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon, born in September 1974, is an American television host. He is widely recognized for hosting 'The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon', a show known for its interactive and entertaining nature. Fallon is known for his humorous hosting style and engaging interactions with guests. more

“There exists a law, not written down anywhere but inborn in our hearts; a law which comes to us not by training or custom or reading but by derivation and absorption and adoption from nature itself; a law which has come to us not from theory but from practice, not by instruction but by natural intuition. I refer to the law which lays it down that, if our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right.”

“If nature does not ratify law, then all the virtues may lose their sway.”

Ifs May Doe Law Loses Virtue

Book:The Treatises of M.T. Cicero: On the Nature of the Gods; On Divination; On Fate; On the Republic; On the Laws; and On Standing for the Consulship

Source: The Treatises of M.T. Cicero: On the Nature of the Gods; On Divination; On Fate; On the Republic; On the Laws; and On Standing for the Consulship

“Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan, "Adoption, not Abortion," although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective.”

Has Beens Use Able Atheism Figures Months Birth Method Positive Atheism Experts Abortion Adoption Adore Slogans Birth Control Counseling Catchy Adore You I Adore You

Book:WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

Source: WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

“Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards.”

Men Kind Play Seems Young Credit Cards Young Man Credit Card Deck

Book:WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

Source: WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

“I complain to one of my fellow servers that I don't understand how she can go so long without food. "Well, I don't understand how you can go so long without a cigarette," she responds in a tone of reproach. Because work is what you do for others; smoking is what you do for yourself.”

Wells Long Fellows Complaining Tone Smoking Cigarette Reproach Server

Book:Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America

Source: Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America

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