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“May the strength of God pilot us, may the wisdom of God instruct us, may the hand of God protect us, may the word of God direct us. Be always ours this day and for evermore.”

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St. Patrick (387 - March 17, 461) was a missionary and the patron saint of Ireland. It is believed that he introduced Christianity to Ireland in the 5th century and established the Irish church system. His life and legends have had a profound impact on Irish culture. more

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