“I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.” GivingGive MeMirrorsCleanIncentivesHousework Author:Maxine
“We are wiser than we know.” KnowsEducationalFrustratedWiser Book:Emerson: Selected Essays Source: Emerson: Selected Essays
“The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.” NiceKeysLawnsMowers Author:Maxine
“Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would not otherwise perceive…I want education to empower people to see possibility.” PeopleWantShowsImaginationRoomsPossibilityWindowLandscapePerceiveEmpoweringHorizonSmall Rooms Author:Maxine
“All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.” WantLongGuyWaitingReadyNeededDustGoing AwayBusters Author:Maxine
“Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita” IfsSaltGrainAccompanyMargaritaGrain Of Salt Author:Maxine
“The only way to get better at stand-up is to do loads of gigs, and I don't know. I spread myself pretty thin to get the stage time. I'd love to do more, really.” KnowsWayStageSpreadGet BetterLoadGigs Author:Peter Serafinowicz
“You can't change people but you can effect a change in them by your behavior.” PeopleEffectsBehaviorCan't ChangeYou Can't Change PeopleCan't Change People Author:Garrison Wynn
“The truth will set you free: believability will give you credibility.” GivingCredibilityBelievabilityTruth Will Set You Free Author:Garrison Wynn
