Home / Quotes / Quote by Andy Rooney

Quote by Andy Rooney

“I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?”

Author

Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney was an American writer renowned for his sharp wit and humor. He was a regular contributor to '60 Minutes' on CBS, where he shared his opinions and observations on a wide range of topics. Rooney's writing style was characterized by its conversational tone and his ability to find humor in everyday situations. more

“I understand shipping - you have to expect to pay for the stamps or for the freight company - but what's this handling they always have? How much does handling cost, anyway? I don't want a lot of people handling something I'm going to buy before I get it. How much would it cost if you didn't handle it before you sent it to me?”

People Ifs Want Doe Pay Company Cost Handle Stamps Shipping

Author:Andy Rooney

“Dogs are nicer than people.”

People Dog

Book:Out of my mind

Source: Out of my mind

“I did not believe in the war. I thought it was wrong to go into any war. And I got to the war, and saw the Germans, and I changed my mind. I decided we were right going into World War II.”

World Mind Believe War Saws Changed Decided War Of The Worlds World War Ii World War I

Author:Andy Rooney

“I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes things work.”

People Ifs Enough Turns Details