Home / Quotes / Quote by Eddie Izzard

Quote by Eddie Izzard

“But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”

Quote by Eddie Izzard

Author

Eddie Izzard is a British comedian known for his unique performance style and profound social commentary. Born on February 7, 1962, he began his career in 1981 and is recognized for his humor and satire. Izzard is also notable for his public discussions on transgender issues and his identity, making him a prominent figure in contemporary comedy. more

You May Also Like

“Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.”

Two Earth Quality Compassion Sarcasm Tolerable

Book:Songbook

Source: Songbook

“Your brother kills you." Fett hopped tpo his feet as lightly as any unarmoured jedi apprentice, the n added," Some things are worsse thean death. I know that better than anyone, except maybe Sintas-and Han Solo. Send your father my sympathies.”

Knows Father Feet Brother Solo Your Brother Apprentice My Sympathy

Author:Troy Denning

“I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.”

Believe Stills Done Earth Form Hate Powerful Television Communication Most Powerful Being Done I Still Believe

Author:Alton Brown

“The primitive in each of us climbs closer to the surface during the night, for the moon sings to it, and the cold void between the stars speaks its language. To that savage self, evil can look lovely in too little light.”

Looks Littles Self Light Night Evil Speak Language Stars Cold Moon Surface Lovely Climbs Void Primitive Savages

Book:False Memory

Source: False Memory

“You must know the story of how the race of ancient days reached the stars, and how they bargained away all the wild half of themselves to do so, so that they no longer cared for the taste of the pale wind, no for love or lust, nor to make new songs nor to sing old ones, nor for any of the other animal things they believed they had brought with them out of the rain forests al the bottom of time--though in fact, so my uncle told me, those things brought them”

Knows Facts Stories Song Stars Animal Race Half Wind Taste Rain Bottom Ancient Lust Forests Als Pale Uncles New Songs Love Or Lust

Book:Sword & Citadel: The Second Half of 'The Book of the New Sun'

Source: Sword & Citadel: The Second Half of 'The Book of the New Sun'

“When a client is driven to the utmost extremity, it is warmth and food and ease from pain he wants. Peace and justice come afterward. Rain symbolizes mercy and sunlight charity, but rain and sunlight are better than mercy and charity. Otherwise they would degrade the things they symbolize.”

Want Pain Justice Rain Mercy Charity Driven Ease Warmth Sunlight Clients Degrade Peace And Justice Extremity

Book:The Citadel of the Autarch: Urth: Book of the New Sun

Source: The Citadel of the Autarch: Urth: Book of the New Sun

“A poet must discover that it’s his own story that is true, even if the truth is small indeed.”

Ifs Stories Poet Truth Is

Author:Jim Harrison

“Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?”

Today Night Asks Bed Infinite Tunes Every Night

Book:Hermione and Her Little Group of Serious Thinkers

Source: Hermione and Her Little Group of Serious Thinkers

“The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.”

Thinking Knows Wells Sometimes Sides Feet Fronts Depression Corners Forests Grey Donkey

Book:Winnie-the-Pooh

Source: Winnie-the-Pooh

“Most people...are like a falling leaf that drifts and turns in the air, flutters, and falls to the ground. But a few others are like stars which travel one defined path: no wind reaches them, they have within themselves their guide and path.”

People Running Turns Fall Stars Path Air Wind Guides Defined Leafs Inspirational Running Falling Leaves

Book:Siddhartha: An Indian Tale

Source: Siddhartha: An Indian Tale