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“In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.”

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Craig Ferguson

English biography, 120-180 words more

“To me it seems to be important to believe people to be good even if they tend to be bad, because your own joy and happiness in life is increased that way, and the pleasures of the belief outweigh the occasional disappointments. To be a cynic about people works just the other way around and makes you incapable about enjoying the good things.”

People Ifs Way Believe Important Seems Life Is Joy Belief Enjoy Pleasure Good Things Disappointment Be Good Incapable Occasional Life Happiness Joy And Happiness Cynic

Book:It's Been a Good Life

Source: It's Been a Good Life

“Forgiveness means that you fill yourself with love and you radiate that love outward and refuse to hang onto the venom or hatred that was engendered by the behaviors that caused the wounds.”

Mean Behavior Hatred Refuse Wounds Venom

Author:Wayne Dyer

“An ancient buddha said, “Mountains are mountains; waters are waters.” These words do not mean mountains are mountains; they mean mountains are mountains.”

Mean Said Water Mountain Ancient

Author:Dogen

“Grief is a matter of the heart and soul. Grieve your loss, allow it in, and spend time with it. Suffering is the optional part. Remember that you come into this world in the middle of the movie, and you leave in the middle; and so do the people you love. Love never dies, and spirit knows no loss.”

Source: You Can Heal Your Heart: Finding Peace After a Breakup, Divorce, or Death

“The lost unicorn is in our presence!!”

Lost Unicorn

Author:Olivia

“If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'”

Ifs Would Be Lying President Chance My Own Blood Standing Hearing Damn Pool Damn Things

Author:Dick Armey

“As a kid, I lived in a fantasy world. I used to believe ants could talk. Not once did they say thank you.”

World Believe Kids Used Fantasy Ants Saying Thank You Fantasy Worlds

Author:Willard Wigan

“At school I'd want to be so small that nobody could see me, and so my work depicts and reflects me - what it felt like to grow up in a world of pain.”

World Want School Pain Grows Felt Growing Up

Author:Willard Wigan

“Flying helicopters is what I do for fun.”

Fun Flying Helicopters

Author:Willard Wigan

“I'm like a mad professor, but without the spiky hair.”

Hair Mad Professors

Author:Willard Wigan

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