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“If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'”

Quote by Dick Armey

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American politician who served as the Majority Leader of the U.S. House of Representatives. Born on July 7, 1940, in Texas, USA. Armey is known for his conservative stance and advocacy for free-market policies throughout his political career. more

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