“A program that produces incorrect results twice as fast is infinitely slower.” ResultsProduceProgramProgramming Author:John Ousterhout
“It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done.” WayDoneLanguageBehaviorToolsRewardsIdiotProgrammingProgrammersProgramming LanguagesIdioticPerl Author:Erik Naggum
“Beware of "the real world". A speaker's apeal to it is always an invitation not to challenge his tacit assumptions.” WorldRealChallengesAssumptionProgrammingReal WorldSpeakersInvitationsTacit Author:Edsger Dijkstra
“Unix is a junk OS designed by a committee of PhDs.” ProgrammingCommitteesJunkPhdsUnix Author:Dave Cutler
“I remarked to Dennis that easily half the code I was writing in Multics was error recovery code. He said, "We left all that stuff out of Unix. If there's an error, we have this routine called panic, and when it is called, the machine crashes, and you holler down the hall, 'Hey, reboot it.'"” IfsWritingSaidLeftStuffHalfMachinesErrorsRecoveryHeyCodeProgrammingHallsRoutinePanicCrashUnix Author:Tom Van Vleck
“Are you quite sure that all those bells and whistles, all those wonderful facilities of your so called powerful programming languages, belong to the solution set rather than the problem set?” ProblemLanguagePowerfulWonderfulSolutionsProgrammingBellsFacilityProgrammersProgramming LanguagesCode Quality Book:A Discipline of Programming Source: A Discipline of Programming
“He who has faith has... an inward reservoir of courage, hope, confidence, calmness, and assuring trust that all will come out well - even though to the world it may appear to come out most badly.” WorldWellsMayFaithCourageConfidenceHave FaithInwardCalmnessHope And FaithReservoirsFaith And Courage Author:B. C. Forbes
“Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.” StartingSmellProgrammingUnix Author:Rob Pike
“A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate.” SmartProgrammingEducateTerminalSmartass Author:Rob Pike