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“We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?”

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Carlos Mencia, born on October 22, 1967, is a renowned comedian from Mexico. Known for his humorous and insightful style, Mencia has made a significant impact on the comedy scene with his ability to reveal social phenomena through humor. more

“When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.”

Knows Want Two Reason Talking News Mouths Hanging Out Seconds Rhyme

Author:Carlos Mencia

“If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.”

People Ifs Way Reason Poor Comedy Grew Needed Projects Grew Up Understood East Los Angeles

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“Trust your gut instinct over spreadsheets. There are too many variables in the real world that you simply can't put into a spreadsheet. Spreadsheets spit out results from your inexact assumptions and give you a false sense of security. In most cases, your heart and gut are still your best guide.”

“Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.”

America Father Born Nebraska Central America

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“I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See - you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L. A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L. A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.”

People Stills Matter Born White New York No Matter What California Canada Florida Mexican Miami Cuban Denver Honduras

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“Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.”

People Knows Mean Song Stupid Stupid People Retarded Mentally Retarded

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“If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.”

People Ifs Names Causes Community Asian Indigenous Filipino Indigenous People Spaniards Ping

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