“I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.”
Quote by Erma Bombeck
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Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more
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“When people say to me less is more I reply, 'More is more'.”
“I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.”
“My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.”
“I'm just short for my weight. By rights I should measure eight foot three.”
“You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.”