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“Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.”

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Willie Geist is a well-known television personality, born on May 3, 1975. He is recognized for his work on various television shows, including 'Today'. Geist is beloved by viewers for his humor and friendly personality. more

“North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has signed a deal with Random House to write his memoirs. Scholars will no doubt benefit from the reflections of a man who was wrong on every major issue for 40 years. Helms' aides say the proceeds from the book will be donated to the non-profit Jesse Helms Center where they apparently have more experience burning than publishing them.”

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Author:Paul Begala

“President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.”

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Book:Mary Kay

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“The signs that the world is spinning out of kilter are increasingly difficult to misinterpret. The question is how to convince enough people to join a critical mass of urgent opinion, in the U.S. and the rest of the world.”

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Author:Al Gore

“Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.”

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Author:Jay Leno

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