“It has been said that a rolling stone gathers no moss. I would add that sometimes a rolling stone also gathers no verifiable facts or even the tiniest morsels of journalistic integrity.” Has BeensSaidSometimesFactsIntegrityStonesAddRollingRolling StonesMossJournalistic Author:Ed Helms
“The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.” YearsPastThreeMovedThree YearsMoved On Author:Craig Kilborn
“I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.” PeopleShowsShow BusinessScrewed Up Author:Craig Kilborn
“I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.” PeopleSimpleRadioCaliforniaNorthern California Author:Craig Kilborn
“My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'” PeopleSaidBrotherMy BrotherIrritatingMisanthrope Author:Craig Kilborn
“I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.” PeopleThinkingWayCertainViewsNegative Author:Craig Kilborn
“Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.” IfsHumorFunnyGuyAssPantsDressings Author:Kristen Schaal
“No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.” KnowsKindI CanDifferentRealHundredDifferent KindsReal Me Author:Kristen Schaal
