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“The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.”

Quote by Garrison Keillor

Book:We Are Still Married: Stories and Letters

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We Are Still Married: Stories and Letters

This book compiles a series of narratives and correspondence that delve into the complexities of romantic partnerships and the enduring bonds of marriage. The stories and letters within offer insights into the human experience, capturing the nuances of love and the passage of time in personal relationships. more

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Garrison Keillor

English biography, 120-180 words more

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