“During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?”
Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Work
Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
This book is a humorous take on the U.S. government, providing a satirical perspective on its workings and institutions. more
Author
P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more
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