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“Yves. You are goint to love him all over again when you meet him, believe me. You're married.' 'I'm what? But I can't be more than eighteen!' 'My son is very persuasive,' said Saul proudly.”

Book:Seeking Crystal

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“Please just admit it," said Valkyrie. "You're going to miss me, aren't you?" "Obviously," said Skulduggery. "Thank you." "Like a drowning man misses the land." "A w w w..." "Like a hesitant man misses the chance." "Yeah..." "Like an oblivious man misses the point." "I have a feeling you're mocking me somehow, but I can't put my finger on how.”

Humour

Book:The Dying of the Light

Source: The Dying of the Light

“I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.”

Humour

Book:Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

Source: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Clinton has cheated on Hillary for years,’ I said (to his campaign manager James Carville). ‘I told you the story about the time in Greenville in 1984, when he invited me to his hotel room. That’s why I’m not volunteering or doing any work for him. He uses women the wrong way.”

Politics Humour Gender Thought Provoking Compelling Domination Male Informative Revelatory Ife Story

Book:Penis Politics: A Memoir of Women, Men and Power

Source: Penis Politics: A Memoir of Women, Men and Power

“They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.” “Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.” “Somebody put a plant in front of it!”

Humor Humour

Book:No Rest for the Wicked

Source: No Rest for the Wicked

“Doing what you love is freedom. Loving what you do is happiness.”

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Author:Lana Del Rey

“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.”

Humour Exercise

Author:Neil Armstrong

“I can’t fuck your life, I’m monogamously fucking my own life.”

Humour

Book:Leah on the Offbeat

Source: Leah on the Offbeat

“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.”

Humor Humour

Book:Deadly Cool

Source: Deadly Cool

“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.”

Humour

Book:To Love, Honour and Betray

Source: To Love, Honour and Betray

“It comes in pints?”

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Author:Peter Jackson

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