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“Why would I want to watch other people kissing," I say, "when I could be kissing you?”
“We are out and we are alive, and everyone in the universe is out here right now.”
“I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.”
“Maybe it would be different if we lived in New York, but I don't know how to be gay in Georgia.”
“It's a weirdly subtle conversation, I almost don't notice I'm being blackmailed.”
“The way I feel about him is like a heartbeat -- soft and persistent, underlying everything.”
“I don't even know. I'm just so sick of straight people who can't get their shit together.”
“It's stillness and pressure and rhythm and breathing.”
“I can't believe you rode the Tilt-A-Whirl for me. "I must really like you," he says.”
“And I never would have remembered spoons, but he did. Of course.”
“And seriously, I can't even. Because Cal's bangs. Cal's eyes.”
“But maybe this is a big deal. Maybe it's a holy freaking huge awesome deal. Maybe I want it to be.”
“Adoro como sonríes, como si no fueras consciente de que lo haces”
“Supongo que con algo te tienes que obsesionar antes de saber que existe el sexo.”
“En ocasiones cuesta más sonreír que no hacerlo.”