“I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.” ThinkingMenEndsDefensiveness Author:Jon Stewart
“If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he's not the problem.” IfsWorldHardProblemFunnyAmericaPoliticalTurnsPoliticsPresidentLinesDealsRepublicanBarackUsaDiplomacyTotalitarianismUnreasonablePresident Barack ObamaHardnessFunny PoliticalMullahs Author:Jon Stewart
“I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and talk about a lifestyle choice! That is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?” PeopleAgeReligionChoicesGayProtectProtectionLifestyleYou ChooseHomosexualityGay PeopleLifestyle Choices Author:Jon Stewart
“I don't have to play by these rules or do these things... I can actually have my own kind of version.” KindI CanPlayMy OwnVersions Author:Billy Corgan
“My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.” My FriendsBillsBill O Reilly Author:Jon Stewart
“I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.” DifferentBunchDifferent Things Author:Wanda Sykes
“I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.” PeopleThinkingWantComedyCome UpSay Anything Author:Wanda Sykes
“I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!” TryingShowsJobsMillions Author:Wanda Sykes