“I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.” Quote by Daniel Tosh
“Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"” ThinkingKnowsTryingHappensJokesBarsLocalsHorribleSalsaBurritos Author:Daniel Tosh
“By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.” WayBehindsTruth Is Author:Daniel Tosh
“I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.” IfsLittlesInvolved Author:Daniel Tosh
“If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.” IfsInterestRolesOffers Author:Daniel Tosh
“I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.” MeanTwoHoursLinesTwo DaysTrailersToronto Author:Daniel Tosh
“I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.” ThinkingKnowsLittlesFormBitsDadLittle BitMy DadIdiotRebellionSupportive Author:Daniel Tosh
“You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."” KnowsLongSeemsKidsYoungBeliefFunSidesThroat Author:Daniel Tosh
“Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.” PathProofObligationThis LifeFulfilledReincarnationCloning Author:Daniel Tosh
“I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.” ThinkingWayKidsPainAdultsAssAcceptableScrewsScrew Ups Author:Daniel Tosh