“I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours.” Quote by Sally Phillips
“The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.” ChildrenBreakJewelryTopshop Author:Sally Phillips
“I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.” MonkeysPubsFunny FriendNinaFunniest Friends Author:Sally Phillips
“I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.” CuttingMagazinesPairsScissors Author:Sally Phillips
“My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them.” HardParentHard WorkWorkersMumPoshHard WorkerYorkshire Author:Sally Phillips
“The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.” IfsWayRunningInvolvedAdministrationMarathon Author:Sally Phillips
“I once had a friend who did the hair for sci-fi movies, and after a particularly bad break-up I stupidly went to her salon and told her she could do anything she liked. She dyed the bottom cherry red and the top peroxide blonde.” BreakHairRedBottomSci FiBlondeCherriesSalonsSci Fi Movie Author:Sally Phillips
“I have three boys, so I live in a household full of testosterone.” ThreeBoysHouseholdTestosterone Author:Sally Phillips
“When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.” FourHarderBlondeTaxiHailBrunette Author:Sally Phillips
“If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.” IfsStillsGuyComputerIdealsIdeal Woman Author:Sally Phillips
“My blood runs cold when I hear the 'great news' that we have found a marker for the Down's syndrome gene, which means we can identify it more easily. Why is that good news? It's only good news if you're going to terminate.” IfsMeanRunningFoundBloodColdNewsGenesGood NewsSyndromesMarkersGreat News Author:Sally Phillips