“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.”
Quote by Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more
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