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“Garret Swopes was a lot like a hot gay friend only he wasn't gay, which was too bad because then I could tell him how hot he was without him getting the wrong idea.”

Quote by Darynda Jones

Book:Fifth Grave Past the Light

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Fifth Grave Past the Light

In this mystery novel, the protagonist delves into intricate cases, balancing their personal struggles with their dedication to uncovering the truth. more

Author

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

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