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“I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.”

Quote by Joe Rogan

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Joe Rogan, born on August 11, 1967, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his humorous and insightful take on life, Rogan has gained popularity for his unique style of comedy. In addition to being a comedian, Rogan is also a martial arts enthusiast, podcast host, and television personality. more

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