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“The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.”

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Dylan Moran is an Irish comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on November 3, 1971, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. more

“Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing this job which is not quite acting - part of it is me, part performance. You're presenting a cartoon of yourself to people who know you as a line-drawing.”

People Knows Feels Self Hard Home Jobs Lines Acting Audience Conscious My Family Performances Drawing Odd Cartoon Gigs Self Conscious Presenting Collision

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“I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.”

Years Bits Records Stupid Hair Shoes Buying Eggs Teenage Baskets Teenage Years Your Stupid

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“I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.”

Want Art Play Games Challenges Roles Teacher Photographer Chef Assassins Pastries Adverts Art Teacher Muggers Pastry Chef

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“I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me.”

People Knows Men Looks Waiting Draws Sandwiches Gnarly

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“I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass apparatus of self-consciousness that's surrounding you, this invitation to drown in self-consciousness. Otherwise you just won't be able to do anything.”

Self Able Enjoy Consciousness Mass Performing Blank Invitations Gigs Self Consciousness

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“I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time.”

Want Giving Persons Film Careers Week Months Give Me Mad Phones Want Me No Money Phone Calls Mad Person

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