“People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.”
Quote by Jon Stewart
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“Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.”
“Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.”
“It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.”
“This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.”
