“There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.” Quote by Jon Stewart
“This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.” HappensDesignGayClothesSpite Author:Jon Stewart
“You cannot judge a book by its contents.” BookJudgingIdiomJudging A Book By Its Cover Author:Jon Stewart
“[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.” IfsKnowsMayI CanPresidentDemocracyIraqPresident Bush Author:Jon Stewart
“I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.” ThinkingWorldPolicySpreadAdministrationIronyAgendasForeign Policy Author:Jon Stewart
“People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'” PeopleStreetsReasonableScream Author:Jon Stewart
“Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.” WayCountryHateThreeFourIsraelIranIreland Author:Jon Stewart
“[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.” IfsMightSoundDiedThirst Author:Jon Stewart
“Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.” HappensRealizingGlobal Warming Author:Jon Stewart