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Quote by Sam Levenson

“Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.”

Quote by Sam Levenson

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Sam Levenson, an American humorist, was born on December 28, 1911, and passed away on August 27, 1980. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations, his works have been beloved by readers. more

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