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Quote by Dave Barry

“The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.”

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

“At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.”

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Author:Eric McCormack

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”

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“Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.”

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“The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.”

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Book:Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

Source: Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

“The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.”

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“We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.”

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Book:My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry

Source: My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry

“A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he should be a man of the world like Dean Martin.”

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Author:Maureen McCormick

“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”

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