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My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry

Book by Dave Barry · 5 quotes · Body, Funny, Funny Parenting

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My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry Quotes

“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”

“I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.”