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“I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There have never been any 'Good Old Days,' there have just been days. And as I say to my grandchildren, 'Don't look at me. I just got here myself.'”

Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

Book:If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

This book is a compilation of essays that provide thoughtful insights and advice for young people navigating life's challenges and opportunities. more

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Kurt Vonnegut was an American writer known for his unique humor and profound satire. His works often explore themes of war, humanity, society, and politics. His most famous works include 'Slaughterhouse-Five' and 'Cat's Cradle'. His writing style has been widely appreciated by readers and has had a profound impact on literature. more

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