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“Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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