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“I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?”

Quote by Paul Merton

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Paul Merton is a British writer known for his humor and satire. Born on July 9, 1957, he has made a name for himself in the literary world with his unique writing style and sense of humor. more

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