“Limericks don't come from Limerick. But it comes from that between the verses when they used to have those competitions that they would put in the refrain, "follow me up, follow me up, follow me up to Limerick Town."” UsedTownsCompetitionVersesRefrainFollow MeLimerick Author:Malachy McCourt
“My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.” PeopleWellsHas BeensHardPurposePayHard WorkTaxesPurpose Of Life Author:Malachy McCourt
“I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.” FlowerBeesAvoided Author:Malachy McCourt
“The action carries a sense of incompleteness and frustration, but not of guilt. Victorious living does not mean perfect living in the sense of living without flaw, but it does mean adequate living, and that can be consistent with many mistakes.” MeanDoeActionPerfectMistakeGuiltConsistentFrustrationCarrieFlawsAdequateIncompleteness Author:E. Stanley Jones
“Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.” I CanWaitingBroadcasting Author:Malachy McCourt
“When I'm writing, I thoroughly enjoy it. It just goes on.” WritingEnjoyGoes On Author:Malachy McCourt
“When I'm writing in long hand, it just goes on and on and on. When I was in the saloon business, I would just greet people and talk to them and avoid taxes, and getting behind the bar. What else.” PeopleWritingLongHandsBehindsGoes OnTaxesBarsSaloons Author:Malachy McCourt
“They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.” IfsGivingDiesDyingPassingPassingsTicketsHighways Author:Malachy McCourt
“I see the way I look upon organized religion, I was a victim of that of mythology, and of cruelty, and all the absurd stuff.” WayLooksStuffVictimMythologyAbsurdCrueltyOrganizedLook UpOrganized Religion Author:Malachy McCourt
“Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.” CompassionCrimeOrganizedFacetsOrganized ReligionOrganized Crime Author:Malachy McCourt