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“Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.”

Quote by Steve Martin

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Steve Martin is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, director, and musician, born on August 14, 1945. He has achieved great success in film, television, and theater, known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. more

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