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“I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.”

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett

Carol Burnett is a renowned American actress and comedian, born on April 26, 1933. She is known for her unique comedic style and exceptional acting skills, having won numerous awards, including Emmys and Grammys. more

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