“Gays have always been in the military. Alexander the Great was originally Alexander the Fabulous. A gay man invented C-rations. He claims he could never talk anyone into the cilantro garnish. Obviously, gays were not allowed to design the outfits, because we never would have stayed with the earth tones for so long.”
This book delves into the personal anecdotes and experiences of a character who is often at the center of controversy due to their forthright nature. The narrative explores the challenges and consequences of being openly opinionated in a world that values politeness and social harmony. more
Kate Clinton is an American comedian known for her sharp wit and satirical humor. Born on November 9, 1947, she gained prominence in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Clinton is celebrated for her incisive commentary on political and social issues, often addressing themes such as gender, sexual orientation, and feminism in her work. more
“[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.”
“Teaching is performance art.”
“Whatever goal you give to your subconscious mind, it will work night and day to achieve.”
“When we deny our stories, They define us. When we own our stories, we get to write the ending.”
“Courage isn't inside; it's external. It comes from someone else telling you they believe in you.”