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Famous Kate Clinton Quotes
“Gay is when two girls get together, dance and have fun.”
Source: Don't Get Me Started
“Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'”
“[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.”
“When women go off together we call it separatism. When men go off together we call it Congress.”
“So few people voted in the elections [of 1996] that the ones who did were called activists.”
Source: Don't Get Me Started
Source: Don't Get Me Started
Source: Don't Get Me Started
“Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart.”
Source: What the L?
Source: Don't Get Me Started
“[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.”
Source: Don't Get Me Started
“Teaching is performance art.”
Source: Don't Get Me Started
“Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.”
“When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.”
“I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.”