“The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.”
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Artie Lange
Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more
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