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“Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.”

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Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more

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