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“In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.”

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Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more

“My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?”

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“I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.”

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“You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.”

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