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“My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.”

Quote by Bruce Lansky

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Bruce Lansky, born in 1941, is an American author known for his work in children's literature. His books, primarily poetry and stories, are highly favored by children. Lansky's writing style is unique and lively, capable of sparking the imagination and creativity of young readers. more

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